albotas:

Burt vs. Ernie by littleicyman

albotas:

Burt vs. Ernie by littleicyman

What is 1?

~ Manders

it is commonly regarded as the lonliest number…

Why should I ask you a question?

BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN A VERY SLOW DAY

OH GEEZ, there’s no text here! do you guys wanna sort this out for me? THANKS.

OH GEEZ, there’s no text here! do you guys wanna sort this out for me? THANKS.

BEST BOYFRIEND AWARD GOES TO ME

Heather says:
haha, liam you suck
Heather says:
*awaits sick joke*
Sir Liam says:
what, you expect me to sink to that level?
Heather says:
nooooo
Sir Liam says:
you expect me to lower myself to that level?
Heather says:
no
Sir Liam says:
do you expect me to get on my knees, lower myself to that level and go to work?
Heather says:
for fuck’s sake liam stop it!

Marlon Brando? Perhaps.

Marlon Brando? Perhaps.

FRANKLIN: I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM.

FRANKLIN: I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM.

sir, as long as it is greater than or equal to pajamas then the deal is done.

done and DONE.